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Shower Products for Men Shower Products for Men

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 5, 2010

I AM READY!!!

This is more like it!
(I just watched some other p***y video about some sappy reason to quit smoking, to be at a wedding or some bs)

I think we as a society are ready to take OUR MAN-SHOWERS TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!!! I would definitely use my shower hammer to battle the genie soap.
5/5 10/10


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Don't Miss Her Wedding Don't Miss Her Wedding

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars November 5, 2010

Saps

*smokes a cigarette*
Story wise, it was going good until it flashed back from his picture frame to the park bench and that singular, mystical, falling piece of bird crap put out his smoke.
One star for excellent animations.
Minus nine stars for a sappy message.
Take a 'lifetime of happiness' and shove it, it's all BS anyways.


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jackbliss responds:

I marked your review helpful cuz you need all the help you can get. Glad you thought the animation was excellent atleast :D


Left4lol:Survive This Left4lol:Survive This

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2010

You went out with a bang

The 3rd installment was my favorite and had me cracking up laughing because it's so true (damn chicken heads)! The RHPS song at the end was mildly annoying and I was happy when it ended. All in all great job and thanks for sharing this!


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Drunken Masters Drunken Masters

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 10, 2008

The game my girlfriend has been waiting for...

I like it too, though. It is tough for us to both find a game we can play together so being able to share the intrest of gaming with her through this game is great. BOOKMARKED!!!!

This game takes the crown when it comes to service games like diner dash, go-go gourmet, and crazy burger just to name a few of the predeccesors in the catagory.

If your a fan of any of those types of games, THIS GAME IS FOR YOU!!!

If you like to get drunk, THIS GAME IS FOR YOU!!!!!

If you've ever spun your water bottle in your hand, THIS GAME IS FOR YOU!!!

The game is fun, complex, the music is funny as hell (to watch her dance to it), and well it makes me wanna get drunk!! What more could you ask for in a game?


Recent Audio Reviews


&amp;gt;&amp;gt;LOZ: The Lullaby of Time&amp;lt;&amp;lt; >>LOZ: The Lullaby of Time<<

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 18, 2009

Interesting. If intended..

I had actually listened to this loop about 4 times before I had realized that the song was looping. This is odd yet should be seen as... well an accomplishment of the sorts. Also as listening to it, I was reminded of the old school game 'Secret of Mana', though you said this song is based of the LOZ. I think that a lot of the characteristics of the song are closely related to those the older game, whether you intended it or not, well done! Side note: this song is very balancing.
4/5 9/10


ellebirdy23 responds:

Haha I hope it didn't get stuck in your head!
I took a lot of my choral experience to this piece; all the common Roman Catholic chord progressions...it was amazing how it worked out.
Thank you for the review. (now I'm gonna have to investigate this "secret of mana" thing ^_^ )


[oove] Heartbeats [oove] Heartbeats

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 18, 2009

Draining

I find your music to strike a somewhat personal chord. Without going into depth of detail, I will say this; the majority of your submissions (most specifically this one) are very draining. This can be seen as some as a 'wtf are you talking about' kind of review, others who know what I'm talking about will agree whole heartily. The bottom line is: this is a rarity. Thank you.
5/5 10/10


broove responds:

Oh, you're welcome! And thank you too ;)
But I'm beginning to think whether the draining is a good thing. It seems that I cannot get out of it.


These Mistakes are Mine Alone These Mistakes are Mine Alone

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 27, 2008

Let this one loop over and over and over

I think I'm on my 20th loop now? So, needless to say, this is a song you can listen to over and over with out getting sick of it. There's no annoying catches or excessive noises that some other songs contain, making them lose the loop-over value. The piano combined with the bass is flawless, the fade to silence is not to abrupt and the transition from it back into the music is balanced perfect. Each instrument gets some solo time, adding to the character of the song. The voice clip from LotR is also a bonus ^_^

The scouter definitely reads over 9000!!!


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